Singleton + Writer + Book Lover + Moviegoer = Screen Spinster

Welcome to the loneliest blog on the web. I have no words of wisdom to espouse. (why does espouse sound so much like spouse? Is that word trying to rub it into my spinster brain?) Anyway, I don't own a cat. Never will. I don't cook, nor do I sew or knit, but I do spin a yarn (tale) from time to time. I have no domestic talents, I am not a domestic engineer/goddess, nor do I want to be. I'll sometimes post my views on scripts, (mine & yours or theirs) movies, television shows and maybe theatre, along with my own musings usually in the style of a poem. So pull up a rocking chair, sit back as your cherry pie bakes and stay a while if you like.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Worst Movies of 2011



MOST DISAPPOINTING


The Adjustment Bureau


I expected a lot from this film, but it didn't quite live up to its potential.


WORST USE OF SPECIAL EFFECTS

The Botox in Scream 4 was distracting and unkillable.


WORST ACTRESS IN A BAD FILM

January Jones in UNKNOWN. She was stiff and dry and talentless in a film that was a convoluted mess. Is Liam Neeson doing every film that comes his way now?

OVERALL WORST FILM of 2011

PRIEST


A cliche ridden mess that was dark and dreary.


WORST MOVIES THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN BECAUSE I KNOW THEY WILL SUCK

Twilight: Breaking Dawn
Jack and Jill

In Time and Friends with Benefits (anything with Timberlake)


WORST MOVIES ON DVD

The Resident. A direct to DVD crap fest with Hilary Swank. How did this get made?

Conan the Barbarian.
Bad. And not good bad. Just bad bad. Boring too.

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