Singleton + Writer + Book Lover + Moviegoer = Screen Spinster

Welcome to the loneliest blog on the web. I have no words of wisdom to espouse. (why does espouse sound so much like spouse? Is that word trying to rub it into my spinster brain?) Anyway, I don't own a cat. Never will. I don't cook, nor do I sew or knit, but I do spin a yarn (tale) from time to time. I have no domestic talents, I am not a domestic engineer/goddess, nor do I want to be. I'll sometimes post my views on scripts, (mine & yours or theirs) movies, television shows and maybe theatre, along with my own musings usually in the style of a poem. So pull up a rocking chair, sit back as your cherry pie bakes and stay a while if you like.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010


There really aren't words to express my admiration for this show. It warms the cockles of my bitter old heart. The one word that keeps coming up for me about GLEE is DELIGHTFUL. This show is just absolutely DELIGHTFUL on all levels.

The writing is fresh and fun, and makes me wish I spoke like the diabolical mega BITCH, Sue Sylvester (a spinster after my own heart minus the polyester jogging suit) The musical numbers are so much fun to watch and listen to because the songs are from our pop culture psyche. Now I'm not quite sure I'm a GLEEK, (a die hard fan!) but I'm pretty close. I feel that working on a show like that would suddenly make the cobwebs disperse around me, and the birds would sing and it'd be fun and frolics all the time!

Last night's Madonna episode did not disappoint. I had a smile on my face the entire time. FUCK! I want to bed Mr. Schuester so badly. Can a spinster have a one night stand? I want to run my fingers through his Dippity Do jam packed curly hair and have him sing "like a virgin" to me. As a spinster, being like a virgin, goes with the territory.

If you're the type of person who wishes that people would suddenly break out into a Pat Benatar medley while walking down the street then this show is for you. And if you're a person looking for quality, good old fashioned entertainment then Glee is for you. If you're a writer who wants to learn more about dialogue and the art of sarcastic banter then Glee is for you. But if you're a pervert looking for porn then get the FUCK off my blog!)


  1. ITA! Do you think we could share Mr. Schu?

  2. Wait? You, a married lady, want me, a spinster, to share a man with you??? Somehow that just doesn't sound fair. :)